Portland is where happy hours go to die. Dollar-fifty pints, $2 wells, whatever you want. But here's what makes happy hours so magical in the City of Roses: it's nearly impossible to miss them! Most places in Portland have two happy hours-- one during the late afternoon and one at night. And they often last for five hours each. A bar's hours of operation sans happy hour can be as little as three hours. Thank goodness I have to work for my hooch by biking to the bars. Otherwise, I'd be sporting one awesome beer belly.